The World is Ending! (What Should We Wear?)
You all know that the world is ending tomorrow right? Well, just in case you didn't, I'm letting you know that the Mayan calendar ends at exactly 11:11 UTC on December 21, and since the Mayans were ultimately all knowing (which is why they're still thriving as a race), we should all be prepared for the apocalypse to begin tomorrow.
On the list of things to prioritize in the event of a crisis, what you wear should definitely be on the top. Just so that you can look your best when the end begins, the best in
apocalypse fashion:
According to Style Noir in their article Fashion for the Apocalypse, we have a very definite style that we need to follow if we are to be fashion forward when the world ends. Here are so of the tips from them:
"FOOTWEAR.
Standard issue Army boots are your only real choice here, not some fashion alternative. After all they need to last! Although to be fair, some hellish heels are not such an insane idea, six inch spikes are not bad for fighting off aforementioned packs of wolves, terrified humans or creatures of the night.
OUTFIT.
When it comes to your actual outfit leather is going to do wonders as it’s practical, stylish and tough. But to keep you looking meaner than one of the four horseman themselves we’d advise Antiseptic Fashion or even AMF KORSETS for stunning corsetry.
On to the main part of the outfit. Personally our choice has to rest with the incredible works of Rachel Freire. But coming a close second to impress those four lonesome riders are Dora Mojzes and of course Maria Francesca Pepe. Maria’s wolf fur coat and leather dress are serious contenders and to be perfectly honest with you, some of her jewellery is so large and sharp it could easily double as make shift weapons. As for Dora Mojzes the Jean D’arc collection is perfect, with a gorgeously dark aesthetic, maybe a little refined for those final days, but nevertheless, stunning."
When it comes to your actual outfit leather is going to do wonders as it’s practical, stylish and tough. But to keep you looking meaner than one of the four horseman themselves we’d advise Antiseptic Fashion or even AMF KORSETS for stunning corsetry.
On to the main part of the outfit. Personally our choice has to rest with the incredible works of Rachel Freire. But coming a close second to impress those four lonesome riders are Dora Mojzes and of course Maria Francesca Pepe. Maria’s wolf fur coat and leather dress are serious contenders and to be perfectly honest with you, some of her jewellery is so large and sharp it could easily double as make shift weapons. As for Dora Mojzes the Jean D’arc collection is perfect, with a gorgeously dark aesthetic, maybe a little refined for those final days, but nevertheless, stunning."
Good to know the fashion police will still be around after the world falls apart...
Although really, I could dress like this world end or not: